About Me

Age: 31

Sex: Yes please!

Height: 6′0″ – I will challenge anybody to an ‘Anchorman’-style-knife-fight that says I’m 5′11″.

Status: Single…

Hometown: Keystone, Iowa – where the men are men and the women are women.

Where I live: Minneapolis, MN – where the men are women and the women are bitter.

College: University of Iowa (where else?!?) where I ‘practiced’ football as a member of the Iowa Football team from 1996-2000. 

I also studied from time-to-time, getting a degree in Mass Communications and a Minor Psychology.  That means I can read your brain while I’m getting you to understand me.  To date, it hasn’t really helped me out all that much.

Work: I currently work for a company called Victaulic – selling building materials in the world of mechanical engineering and construction – namely materials for heating, cooling, and potable water.  So basically I drive around and get people to like me.

Home: I have remodeled my house from top-to-bottom and back up again.  It’s still small, but not as small and certainly a lot “cuter” (unfortunately that’s the word that gets used by the ‘ladies’ most often).  If you read this post, like to drink beer, and know how to use indoor plumbing, you are always welcome at my house.

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Message: I hope you all enjoy this blog as a change of pace – the amount of people that have responded to my weekly rant of B.S. has been staggering over the past few years.  It’s become a bit taxing to keep up with you all through email, so hopefully you can all log on and make life a little easier.

I THOROUGHLY ENJOY any feedback you can give me, whether it’s positive or not.  But keep in mind that I’m the youngest of three siblings and I have the emotional capabilities of Stepdad abused 8-year-old.  So be nice.  Unless you can’t, then feel free to be a jerkwad-poop-face.

Special thanks to Steve “Texas Hawkeye” Kinney who set this up for me!

Thanks,

Jeffrey the Greek!

 

From our editor:  Jeff Buch is a struggling ladies man living in one of the coldest places on Earth where the women are naturally “thicker”, which is how he likes them.  He frequently travels to Iowa City for Hawkeye football games only to get drunk, fall down, and drive 600 miles home.  Rinse, repeat.  After football season is offically over, he lives his life through crappy reality TV like American Idol.  Jeff Buch doesn’t even like The Office.